Rules are made to help, not to hinder A holiday hat, if worn, must be bought at the holiday destination. It cannot be bought prior to travel. EVEN if bought on a previous holiday!… We will visit / stay in a place that is virtually unpronounceable Jelly MUST be eaten whenever possible/available.  It CANNOT be refused You must remove your watch whenever you do or say something stoopid. The theory being that if you are indeed that stoopid then you would obviously not need a watch as you probably are unable to tell the time anyway. Go-Karting must be done (same rules as apply for jelly – except you’re not…